Well this is really stupid. I've had enough of the next fic done to show you for a while, but I have dodged updating for so long that... Well, it's fucking ridiculous. It's amazing just how much time making Animal Crossing patterns and watching Freelance Astronauts can eat up. Anyway, today is truly a red letter day, when I finally get to the point. Insertion of this fic into my repertoire... uh, red letter day, point insertion... Fuck it, this is the Half Life Reference episode, comrades.
Episode 4: Our Bonefactors
They're waiting for you, reader. ...In the Google Docs chamber.